Wanda and her boyfriend, George, along with her “brother” (lover) Otto, and Ken, rob a London bank and stash the loot. Wanda and Otto then promptly turn George in to the police and go to recover the loot, but it's gone. Only George knows where the money ...
Wanda and Otto discuss how far Wanda will go with Archie to get the information she needs.
A funny back and forth between Deberah and Dan.
Amanda playfully seduces Adam before their trial.
Adam and Amanda argue about the equality of the sexes and how Adam wants Amanda to be a wife, not a competitor.
Maggie and Sam break into the apartment of Anton and Linda, their respective exes who are now a couple, in an attempt to sabotage their relationship. With the help of a few bottles of wine, they end up in bed together.
Paul hides out in an apartment with a woman "stuck" in 1962.
Gail leads Paul to her apartment so he can use her phone. Paul discovers that she's just as crazy as everyone else he's met so far.
Alfie goes to visit Julie, one of his many lady friends who also happens to be a single mother. Even though she sees right through him, she still loves him and puts up with him. Alfie talks to the audience throughout the scene.
Carolyn argues with Lester about his change in behavior; Lester feels his power.
Alvy gets called by Annie in the middle of the night to kill a spider.
Carol comes over to Melvin's place after he pays for her son's treatment. She tells him she won't ever sleep with him. In an attempt at cover, he asks if she'll be at work the next day.
Melvin tells Carol she makes him want to be a better man.
Marty "parks" with his mom from the past.
Paul and Corie argue after dinner with her mother. What they truly feel for each other is revealed.
This is a combination of two separate scenes from the film. Craig desperately tries to flirt with Maxine as she coldly shoots him down. Craig also tells Maxine about the portal into Malkovich's head, and Maxine forms a business plan.
Craig gets his date with Maxine. He has a hard time, but right when it starts going well, she asks him what he does and he says he's a puppeteer. She immediately asks for the check.
Eve comes into Chauncy's bedroom with the intent of seducing him, but Chauncy's mind is on other matters. However, a strange misunderstanding leads Eve to the sexual satisfaction she was seeking, and she leaves the room even more smitten with Chauncy.
Susan comes over to Josh's place for the first time, clueless to the fact that he is merely a teenager.
Jane is a television news editor, a compulsive perfectionist, passionate and obsessive about excellence. She loves her job and gives it two hundred percent. She meets Tom at a convention where she’s just given a speech that bombed because it had integri ...
Jane comes over to Aaron's house after a semi-meltdown on camera. Aaron then tries to convince Jane not to date Tom.
Annie accidentally calls Nuke Crash. Then gets him to forget it with twisted logic, and Nuke starts talking about how he doesn't even really like baseball, and Annie gets him to see a different side of things.
Holden has been stewing about the story Banky dug up on Alyssa. He’s pretty sure that it’s true, but he doesn’t know how to feel about it. It’s starting to affect the way he relates to Alyssa. He takes her to a hockey game and tries to broach the subje ...
Caitlin, Dante’s ex-girlfriend, has come down from school to visit Dante, and Randal is suspicious of her intentions. His loyalty to Dante creates conflict when he sees her. His remark about Chinese food is an insulting reference to Caitlin’s current bo ...
Dante finds out his girlfriend Veronica has blown 37 dudes. There is a two line walk-on by one of them.
Dante’s day goes from bad to worse when he gets the news of Caitlin’s engagement. Then Caitlin unexpectedly shows up at the deli, where Dante is having trouble coping; she’s taken the train down from school to see him. She doesn’t know what she wants an ...
Randolf barges into Nora's place assuming he is back in the limelight after Sheldon is ousted. Through the conversation Nora figures out Randolf was behind the whole thing.
Nora comes to Sheldon's apartment to apologize. They connect, make out, then she runs away.
In this scene, Shrevie confronts his wife, Beth, about his record collection and how important his music is to him. The result is a huge fight about much more than records...
Tracy follows Jim out to his car with all the signatures so she can run for student office. She is peppy and excited about spending more time with him, he is glib and doesn't care.